misbeliefs:

boys who grab ur face with both hands when they kiss u win at pretty much everything

(via gvldenparvdise)

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

(via faithfatelove)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

(via lion-eyes03)

misticstyles:

*misses an episode of supernatural*

sam dies, destiel becomes canon, satan rises and joins a boy band

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

darkblastoise:

afterschool activities

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via sexuallyactivegrandma)

automatically:

trying to flirt with ur crush

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(via halescaru)